“Apparently bulls sport one of the largest penises in the animal kingdom. This particular specimen measures 2.5 feet in length.”
“Whoa,” Julia said, "I think I’m gonna become a rodeo clown."
Her friend shook her head. “And it’s not a penis, it’s a pizzle.”
“I prefer the term purple-helmeted warrior of love.”
Did you enjoy that? I hope so! Human Touch is but one of the wonderfully creative (and dirty) stories featured in the soon-to-be-released Passionate Exhibitions anthology from Turquoise Morning Press. Look for this one in early October! And stay tuned for more deets!
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